I'm sorry I have to kill you. It's not my fault!!! One of you has to die and it can't be Father or Serpent because they're sort of important. Besides, I'm not the one that killed you, it was Jamie, so you should be mad at him not me. At least you were smarter and cooler than any of the others.
You die too but that's good because at least now you're out of your misery.
I just decided to kill you because you were sort of a pompus idiot who deserved to die. I apologize anyways, though.--
Yes, yes, I remember deciding that I wanted Gunner to be your boyfriend but I changed my mind and now he's your brother so you have to stop hitting on him. It's weird.